Schnikes

• me: closes wrong tab
• me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

souljaboymeetsworld:

my girlfriend and i are in my room

i take out two super extra large condoms

my girlfriend is confused

i slip my hands into them 

my girlfriend is still confused

but so am i

(via samanthaa-jo)

alysanne:

sometimes I think about my own character development

(via samanthaa-jo)